He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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