Barsexuality is the new black.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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