its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Still dying that you shit outside
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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