My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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