everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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