Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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