I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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