He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Sober January is a disaster.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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