If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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