It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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