Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just puked most of my soul out..
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