if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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