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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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