In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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