I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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