You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
