Porn is love you can see.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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