Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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