I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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