Sry I called you an 8
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
