She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
operation harelip BJ is a go
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i dont even know how to be here
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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