How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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