i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
