some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
