feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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