yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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