Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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