i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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