We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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