Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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