oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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