Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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