Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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