K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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