i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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