i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
