so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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