Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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