That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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