I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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