Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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