Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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