Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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