She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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