Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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