If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize