check it out our google latitudes are spooning
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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