Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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