If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
its not stalking. its research.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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