I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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