i barfeds in our rink
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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