We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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