You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
