You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She told me I should be a condom model.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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